L demonstrated his lack of a firm grasp on numbers when he explained how he’ll always be older than S:
L: She’s only 2. I’m 4 now but soon I’ll be 5:30.
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Grandma recently took L to visit his great-uncle in a nursing home. It was time for weekly services, and L seemed puzzled by the congregation’s prayers:
L: What are they doing?
Grandma: They’re praying.
L: [Looks totally bewildered]
Grandma: L, do you know what praying is?
L: Yes, lions prey and jaguars prey….
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How boys play:
L: Here, S, take this magic wand.
S: ‘tay.
L: And this one is mine.
S: ‘tay.
L: And now… FIGHT TO THE DEATH!
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New mantra that I will share with L when he has a 4-year-old son (assuming we both live to see the day, and that my mantra is true enough for some woman to have kids with him):
He does not have a permanent personality disorder; he’s just 4. He does not have a permanent personality disorder; he’s just 4….
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